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Little Rabbit Fu-Fu

Guest Author - Victoria Abreo

Once apon a time there was a little rabbit Fu Fu. He liked hopping through the forest, scooping up the field mice and *bashing* them on the head.

Well, along came a good fairy, and SHE said, "Little rabbit Fu Fu, I donīt want to see you scooping up the field mice and *bashing* them on the head."

"Iīll give you three chances, and if you donīt behave, Iīll turn you into a goon!"

So, the next day ...

Little rabbit Fu Fu went hopping through the forest, scooping up the field mice and *bashing* them on the head.

Along came the good fairy again, and SHE said, "Little rabbit Fu Fu, I donīt want to see you scooping up the field mice and *bashing* them on the head."

"Iīll give you two more chances, and if you donīt behave, Iīll turn you into a goon!"

So, the next day ...

Little rabbit Fu Fu went hopping through the forest, scooping up the field mice and *bashing* them on the head.

Along came the good fairy again, and SHE said, "Little rabbit Fu Fu, I donīt want to see you scooping up the field mice and *bashing* them on the head."

"Iīll give you ONE more chance. If you donīt behave, Iīll turn you into a goon!"

So, the next day ...

Little rabbit Fu Fu went hopping through the forest, scooping up the field mice and *bashing* them on the head.

Along came the good fairy again, and SHE said, "Little rabbit Fu Fu, I donīt want to see you scooping up the field mice and *bashing* them on the head."

"I gave you three chances. You didnīt behave, so Iīm turning you into a GOON!"

And the moral of the story is?

Hare today, goon tomorrow!

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