Guest Author - Terry L Kosse
Camille- Sienna Miller and James Franco This is a cute story about accidental love. Forced into a marriage where it is obvious that Silias, played by Franco doesn’t love his future wife Camille, played by Miller. Not only does he not love her, he despises her. Fresh out of jail and no where to go Silias marries the non-stop talking Camille, out of desperation and the threat of her uncle, sheriff Foster, played by Scott Glenn. Because everyone knows that it is easier to give Camille what she wants than to listen to her go on and on.
Camille talks her uncle into letting Silias break parole and head for Niagara Falls for their honeymoon. On the way the way they end up wrecking Silias’ motorcycle, crashing into a field. Thinking Camille is severely injured he runs to the nearest house to phone for the police. Repeating “I killed her” over and over the woman in the house assumes that in fact he did kill someone. After Silias runs back to Camille he sees her sitting up appearing to be ok.
Little does Silias realize that their troubles are only beginning. With the law after them, thanks to the woman at the house who called the police after he left, Silas and Camille are on the run. Then Silas begins to notice something isn’t quite right with his bride. In fact, she’s dead, and walking.
Cute movie with a cute ending, here are the mistakes I found.
After Silias accepts the fact that Camille is dead, she starts to stink. Wanting to help her Silias does the only thing he knows; when a dead body stinks, reach for the formaldehyde. Lying on the bed he rubs the liquid over her arms if you notice she is lying on the left side of the bed. When the police arrive sometime later they are looking at the stain on the bed and it is on the right side.
In the Scene while they are in the field and Camille appears unconscious, Silias is rocking her back and forth. Notice the blood on his shirt goes from being very little to an extreme amount. Not sure how they missed that one.
While on their travels they meet a man named Cowboy Bob, played by David Carradine, who soon becomes friends with them while they are on their travels. Cowboy Bob owns several colored horses one being blue. If you watch this horse throughout the movie he goes from old and sway back to being younger and healthy.
If you haven’t seen this be sure to give it a try. Cute, romantic and very funny I think you will enjoy it.


















