Taxes and Love - Prince Charming Plays Hide and Seek
His Royal Attorney told him he shouldn’t leave the kingdom with everything that was going on but he told him he was the Prince and he’d do what he wanted to do. So he gave him a bunch of papers to read while he was hanging out by the campfire at night while on his journey to find Cinderella. It was tax stuff. As if he understood any of that stuff. Like the law that said he had to pay tax on his winnings from wagering and gambling if he won more than he lost. Well of course he won more than he lost he was a top notch player in all games; but who keeps track of that stuff? I mean at the last Royal Carnival he bought 10 raffle tickets at $10 each for a chance to win $1000 King of the Realm dollars and won. Now his attorney and his tax advisor were both telling him he had to pay taxes on the amount he won that was greater than the amount he spent gambling and that he had to be able to prove he had gambling losses equal to or greater than the winnings if he as going to offset his gambling gain. As if that wasn’t annoying enough they said if he didn’t itemize he’d lose the benefit of any offset from gambling expenses. He had to itemize and include his losses on Schedule A under Miscellaneous Deductions and could not deduct more than he won. To deduct gambling losses, you had be able to provide receipts, tickets, statements or other records that show the amount of both your winnings and losses. The information indicated that gambling winnings were fully taxable and were required to be reported on your tax return. Gambling income included, but was not limited to, winnings from lotteries, raffles, horse races, and casinos. It included cash winnings and also the fair market value of prizes such as cars and trips.*
What the heck, now the Royal Tax Collector was messing with his gaming. Is there nothing sacred anymore to protect the life and times and money of a Player? With a heavy heart and greatly annoyed the Prince decided to get some shut eye by the campfire. He was tired of thinking about all this money and tax stuff. It was time to sleep and dream about finding Cinderella. He was on a mission. He’d find her, win her heart and take her back to his Kingdom for the Royal Holiday Holly Ball. He’d show all three of his Wives that he was still the Man. They would all be so jealous when they saw him with Cinderella that they would all run right back into his arms and his control. He’d show them who was in charge and he’d show his attorney and royal tax collectors who was in charge as well. He was Prince Charming and he was the best Player in the land. As he drifted off to sleep he began outlining just how he would set the stage for the game that would be played at the Royal Holly Ball. Yes indeed, there would be a show down at the Royal Holly Ball. He’d see to it that all the participants were in attendance so the game would proceed according to his plan. The Royal Holly Ball would be a blast.
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*This information is applicable to today’s gambling winnings and losses. For additional information related to gambling winnings and losses refer to IRS publications 525, 505, and 529.
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