Getting Older Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older.

One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich."

The second lady chimed in, "Yes, some times I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down."

The third one responded, " Well, I'm glad I don't have that problem; knock on wood," as she rapped her knuckles on the table, then told them "That must be the door, I'll get it!"

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Is time creeping up on you? Here are some fun thoughts about moving into those golden years.

I'm not aging, I just need re-potting.

By the time you find greener pastures, you can't climb the fence!

"Genuine Antique Person," Been there, done that, can't remember!

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends - none of us can remember.

You know you're getting old when you stop to think and forget to start again.

I don't repeat gossip, so listen carefully the first time.

I have a million dollar figure -- but it' all loose change!

God, if I can't be skinny, let all my friends be fat.

My idea of cleaning the house is sweeping the floor with a glance. I cleaned my house yesterday, sure wish you could have seen it.

Our policy is to always blame the computer.

Take my advice, I'm not using it!

Discover Wildlife! Have Kids!

I love to give homemade gifts, ... umm, which one of the kids would you like?